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In what will likely be the second most read restaurant review of 2012, the New York Times has published a scathing critique of Guy American Kitchen Bar, Guy

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meal? Did you eat the food? Did it live up to your expectations?

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The watermelon margarita?  of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

Not surprisingly, the biting review quickly jumped to the top spot on the Times Viewed and E Mailed lists.

The Times doesn disclose traffic to specific pages, but the shortened link to Wells review has already racked up more than 100,000 clicks, according to URL

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